Ugliness Man (uglinessman) wrote in allthingsrandom,
Ugliness Man


The Queen was visiting a hospital in Scotland to commemorate the opening of a new surgical ward, and the event took less time than she expected, so she decided to visit some of the other areas of the hospital. She went into one area and sat down beside a patient's bed and said "what are you here for?", to which the patient responded "Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, great chieftain o' the pudding-race". The Queen sort of muttered to herself "what the hell's that about?" and went on to another patient. She asked what he was there for, and he said "my luve's like a red, red rose, that's newly sprung in June". The Queen says "this is gettin' to be a bit much" and moves on to another patient. Again she asks what he's there for, and he says "Wee, sleekit, cow'rin', tim'rous beastie, O, what a panic's in thy breastie!" Finally the Queen found a doctor and asked "Is this the psychiatric ward?", and the doctar said "no, this is the Burns unit".
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